So this is fer that blog that is fer ole @VampireBill huh? I guess y’all ladies ‘er jus’ gaga over that ole boy! I guess I kin see tha attraction. Imma supposin’ he don’ look any different then when he took up arms fer tha south. Jesse Compton’s grandad sure has a lot goin’ it seems these days…I heard he done proposed ta that @SookieBonTemps but I don see her wearin’ no band. Imma guessin’ theres a little more to it then, whutdo i know? *hic* No matter; ole Janey got her own things ta worry bout. Thanks fer showin an innerest in me an mine- Imma hopin’ ta enlighten ya a little.
Name: Jane Bodehouse. Ida tell ya mah middle name, but a lady’s got tah have sum mystery to her. *hic*
Birthdate: November 18th, and I ain’ tellin’ ya tha year.
What brought you to Twitter?: I started hearin’ sum stuff ’bout folks in Bon Temps bein’ on that internets talkin’ ta folks on tha Twitter. I thought ta mahself, “I kin use sum friends, maybe I kin fin me a nice man…” well I been on her purt much goin on a year now, an no nice man, but I sure do got a lotta great followers. Seems like folks be gettin’ inta lots ‘a trouble on here sumtimes, but not me. Well, unlessin’ y’all don’ count mah finger gittin bit off by that gator.
That’s right, you had an “accident” recently and had to have a finger reattached. How’s that healing?: Mah finga? Well it sure is feelin’ betta now. I got tha great bone structure, so mah recooperation was a breeze (tha vicodins didn’ hurt none either) I don’ really know how ah got that gater tah bite off mah finga but it sure was a bitch, an tha physical therapies sure did smart. Thas all behind me now though, thank tha Lawd. *hic*
Glad to hear your finger is getting better. I have to ask, did you ever find your pants?: Mah pants….well I didn’ find’em as much as they found me on tha Twitter. I hear frum ‘em occasionally, but I pritty much wrote’em off- I needed me a new pair anyway! Woo Wee iffn them pants could talk, oh tha tales they’d tell, y’all!
You’re a regular bar patron at Merlotte’s, so you must have tried a lot of Sam’s drinks. Has the stinger always been your favorite?: Imma creature of habit mostly. I like ta stick ta mah brandy dranks, but on occasion I enjoy a kicky lil umberella, so I gits me a Sex on tha Beach. I kin say though pritty much no matta whut ya order, Sam’s gunna make it fer ya good. He is good people.
You called Peanut Burch after you found his name scratched into Merlotte’s wall. Did you ever meet up with him? Can you tell us why he’s nicknamed Peanut? Or don’t we want to know?: Ya know I only met ole Peanut one time I thank- that whole time in mah life is a little hazy. When I met him before he had a…well lemme jus say the Nickname Peanut is fittin’ fer a man of his….stature.
I heard your son Marvin is going to be a dad. Are you excited about finally being a grandma?: Yes y’all, my boy is gunna be a daddy an’ Imma gunna be a gramma! Imma so excited I kin just pee mah pants. Cain’ wait, Kaitlyn is as pretty as a picture an that baby is gunna be the apple ‘a mah eye.
Do you have any favorite Twitter people?: I do like mah Bon Temps folk- @MerlottesBar, @SookieBonTemps even that stuffy ole @VampireBill. Mah otha favorites are @smeykunz (she’s a sweet one an’ I like ta try an’ corrupt her), @Keisha6, of course mah boy @Marvin_Bodehous, an’ @KaitBodehouse
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