Name:
The Magister, supreme vampire adjudicator of the North American region. You may call me ‘Sir’. If you know me personally, you may use my assumed name of ‘Charles’. My human name was Quintus Caelius Aculeo but you will not call me that on pain of a torturous death.
You are perhaps the busiest Vampire I know. How do you fit Twitter into your busy schedule and why are you here?:
Someone needs to keep the fucktards in line, of course. Why else would I put up with that fucking failwhale? The vampires on twitter are very, very naughty. And I have heard the Belles are also very naughty… *raises an eyebrow, twirls cane*
How did you come to hold your position as Adjudicator of North America?:
I came to hold the position of a Magister when I was 400 years in existence. We have a tradition in my line that involves staking one’s maker to take over the position. Very Darwinist or Hobbesian if you ask me. I was the European Magister for many centuries. A need arose in the new world for a vampire adjudicator and I wished change, therefore I appointed one of my progenies, Magnus, to the European region and made my merry way to the Americas.
That must be a difficult job, but judging from your tweets, you relish in torture. That must be why you have spent so much time with @LorenaTheMaker. The Belles are dying to know….WHY????:
Torture *FANG* I am the King of Torture and enjoy inflicting it. Very, very much. Lorena enjoys pain, both physical and psychological. Crazy bitch. You can see the attraction, and if you do not then I do believe you need fucking glasses.
The two of you made a pretty kick ass couple. You were ripping out spines recently after you were injured and held captive. How are you healing?:
You will be quite happy to know my balls are no longer extra crispy.
We all know you think mainstreaming is for pussies. What is your preferred scenario for feeding?:
*FANG* Blood taken at the time just before orgasm is the best in my opinion *grins* Call me a traditional vampire, but one cannot top such a scenario.
Um, ok TMI Chuck. Moving on….Women throw themselves at you in the stream. Are you ok with being magisterial catnip?:
Of course, cheesy heifer. Do you think me a moron?
Even though you have a new love @KaydenBellerose, will you still consider putting on those pants I sent you and letting me take a picture?:
*sighs* I suppose so. You do know that my love can be very possessive when she wishes to be *grins* Perhaps you will let her take… other… pictures…
Ok, EWWW, no thank you. So anyway, @TrevorMurdoch wants to know if you’ll race him:
What kind of race does he wish to have? I hope it involves me slinging his severed ball sack over my head several times…
Is there anything you’d care to let us know about the writer behind the dark and twisty Chuck?
I am equally dark and twisty, of course. (um yeah, no kidding)
